So it begins.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

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shalrath:

“here on tumblr we DONT KINK SHAME unless its something gross like vore or cannibalism or inflation. ew. thats fucking disgusting dont touch me”

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new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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multipack:

rosa parks did not say ‘no’ for you to be wearing socks and sandals

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imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP as a superhero, and Person B as their supervillain nemesis, each trying to convert the other to their side. Every time they meet, they end up flirting while they fight and having incredibly strong romantic/sexual tension with each other.